Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide
Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide
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Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide

8.5
Yr 2004
Status Ended
Comedy Kids
Series Brief

Overview

The whacky adventures of Ned Bigby and his best pals Moze and Cookie at James K. Polk Middle School, as "every-kid" Ned shatters the fourth wall to share tips and tricks on navigating middle school or junior high hurdles. Ned's not super cool, and he has no superpowers. He is, however, witty, well-groomed, upbeat and self-aware. Moreover, with more than a little help from his two best friends, he's equipped to conquer middle school minefields. From crushing bullies to crushes, from off- the-wall, mean and cool teachers to pop quizzes, elections and detentions, Ned knows that nothing, including the seventh grade, is as bad as it seems, and friendship matters most.

Transmission Paths

Where to Watch

Paramount+ Roku Premium Channel
US
Paramount Plus Apple TV Channel
US • UK • CA
Paramount Plus Premium
CA • US • UK
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Paramount+ Amazon Channel
US • CA • UK
Paramount Plus Basic with Ads
CA • UK
Paramount Plus
CA • UK
Paramount Plus Essential
US
Why fans love it

Ned’s Declassified School Survival Guide treats middle school as an absurd, high-stakes battlefield. Rather than relying on teen tropes, the show anchors its comedy in the specific geography of hallway politics, pop quizzes, and the social anxiety of locker assignments. It turns the mundane experience of seventh grade into a strategic game, positioning the protagonist as an upbeat guide who maintains his composure while navigating daily minefields.

Devon Werkheiser leads the series by constantly shattering the fourth wall. This choice transforms routine school obstacles into actionable, often hysterical advice. By framing everyday humiliations as tactical maneuvers to survive, the show finds a rhythm that is both informative and playful. The focus on friendship ensures the tone remains grounded, emphasizing that the most complex hallways are easier to manage with the right inner circle.

Featured Players

Cast 75

Carlos PenaVega
as King Bee
2 episodes
Devon Werkheiser
as Ned Bigby
55 episodes
Lindsey Shaw
as Jennifer 'Moze' Mosely
55 episodes
Daniel Curtis Lee
as Simon 'Cookie' Nelson-Cook
55 episodes
Jim J. Bullock
as Mr. Monroe
20 episodes
Daran Norris
as Gordy
53 episodes
Don Creech
as Mr. Sweeney
40 episodes
Spencer Locke
as Bitsy Johnson
4 episodes
Vincent Martella
as Scoop
3 episodes
Corbin Bleu
as Spencer
2 episodes
Willie Gault
as Sportscaster #2
5 episodes
Rob Pinkston
as Coconut Head
42 episodes
Meshach Taylor
as Mr. Wright
24 episodes
Carlie Casey
as Missy Meany
24 episodes
Loni Love
as Rose, the Lunch Lady
12 episodes
John Bliss
as Principal Irving Pal
7 episodes
Dave Florek
as Mr. Chopsaw
16 episodes
Cameron Monaghan
as Palmer Noid
3 episodes
Van Earl Wright
as Sportscaster #1
5 episodes
Alex Black
as Seth Powers
33 episodes
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Mo Collins
as iTeacher
5 episodes
Tylor Chase
as Martin Qwerly
36 episodes
Lusia Strus
as Dr. Xavier
13 episodes
Kyle Swann
as Billy 'Bully' Loomer
51 episodes
Brooke Marie Bridges
as Claire Sawyer
17 episodes
Mat Hoffman
as Mat Hoffman
2 episodes
Christian Serratos
as Suzie Crabgrass
44 episodes
Rachel Sibner
as Lisa Zemo
43 episodes
Ford Austin
as EMT #2
2 episodes
Kendre Berry
as Backpack Boy
12 episodes
Tina Gilton
as Student #2
3 episodes
Kelii Miyata
as Timmy Toot-Toot
9 episodes
Kim Sava
as Ms. Dirga
22 episodes
Mary Bogue
as Nurse Hunsucker
8 episodes
Marquise c. Brown
as Chandra Taylor
13 episodes
Steve Bannos
as Mr. Combover
13 episodes
Teo Olivares
as Jerry Crony
44 episodes
Jennifer Tedmori
as Doris Trembly
11 episodes
Linda Cevallos
as Miss Enstile
5 episodes
Charles Rahi Chun
as Mr. Dren
2 episodes
Vivien Straus
as Marla, the Zoo Keeper
2 episodes
Sean Michael Afable
as Stinger
2 episodes
Krystal Acosta
as Queen Bee
2 episodes
Erica Johnson
as Girl #1
2 episodes
Steven Poirier
as AV Kid
2 episodes
Jherimi Carter
as Mandy Crew
9 episodes
Addison Hoover
as Tracy Oboe
4 episodes
Alex Hoover
as Stacy Oboe
4 episodes
Cathy Immordino
as Sandy Crew
9 episodes
Dave Allen
as Mr. Kwest
11 episodes
Reccie Canon
as Buzz 'Buzzer' Rodriguez
28 episodes
Landon Taylor
as Stu
17 episodes
Timothy Starks
as EMT #1
4 episodes
Stephen Markarian
as Albert Wormenheimer
15 episodes
Daria Rountree
as Student
2 episodes
Logan Browning
as Vanessa
5 episodes
Cashalà L'Shauntyelle
as Music Video Girl
2 episodes
Hamilton Mitchell
as Vice Principal Crubbs
23 episodes
Kerry Hammond
as Goth Girl
2 episodes
Jessica Lee Andres
as Student #1
2 episodes
Mark Fite
as Benedict Arnold
3 episodes
Vinicius Zorin-Machado
as Faymen Phorchin
10 episodes
Fred Stoller
as Dr. Lowe
8 episodes
Tiffanie White
as Doug Girl #3
5 episodes
Vanessa Werkheiser
as Candy Manderson
5 episodes
Davy DaSilva
as Waterboy
3 episodes
Adam Cagley
as Lance Widget
5 episodes
Garrett Yoshimura
as Snake
3 episodes
Andrew Sibner
as Tripper
3 episodes
Rachel Martinez
as Mandi
3 episodes
Joseph Ruzer
as Mike Grudzielanek
7 episodes
Michelle Kim McCoy
as Evelyn Kwong
14 episodes
Ben Hogestyn
as Jock Goldman
5 episodes
Marvin Giovanni
as Marvin
3 episodes
Austin Butler
as Zippy Brewster (uncredited)
41 episodes
Keyword Cloud

Keywords

friendship school breaking the fourth wall nostalgic sitcom playful hilarious informative
Technical Sheet

Details

First Aired
September 12, 2004
Status
Ended
Origin
US
TMDB Votes
999